1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,720 Thank you. 2 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:48,590 Excuse me, I'm waiting for someone. 3 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:50,930 Oh, well, sorry I'm late. 4 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:54,230 Actually, I'm waiting for a girl called Elizabeth Simpson. 5 00:00:54,670 --> 00:00:56,370 Call me picky, but you're not what I expected. 6 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:00,650 Well, you obviously don't recognize me, do you? 7 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:02,190 What? 8 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,470 It's me, Elizabeth. 9 00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:07,250 Hey, you got a problem with your sense of humor? 10 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:08,450 I do, yes. 11 00:01:08,490 --> 00:01:09,910 But I'm hoping you'll go away shortly. 12 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:12,030 Hey, I know what it is. You're English. 13 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:13,490 It runs in the family. 14 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:14,730 I blame the parents. 15 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:19,780 James Thompson. 16 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:23,060 Catherine Hill. 17 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,160 Hi. 18 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,940 Hey, you know, we won a war against you guys once. 19 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,240 Who said it was over? 20 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:36,320 Look, why don't you say we meet up sometime and make peace, huh? 21 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,180 Maybe tonight. 22 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:39,340 Diner across the road. 23 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,160 I'd rather die of a protracted vomiting fit. 24 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,880 In fact, I probably would. 25 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,080 Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to wait on the other side of these doors. 26 00:01:47,530 --> 00:01:50,130 You're standing rather close, and I hate it when my skin crawls. 27 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:53,410 Obviously, we'll both be attending this school for a while yet, so it really 28 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:55,330 would help in the future if you never spoke to me again. 29 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:56,710 Goodbye. 30 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,410 Second thoughts, I'm not busy this evening, so what the heck. 7 .30. 31 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:09,090 Dress better. 32 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,270 It's weird. It's horrible. 33 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:48,230 I'm not exactly loving it myself. 34 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:51,550 She talks like me, she acts like me, she even looks like me. 35 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:54,250 You think I'm crazy about that? I just don't believe it. 36 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:55,530 Well, me neither. 37 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:59,790 Spike, you and I have been an on -off item since we met, and now I discover 38 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:03,150 an exact replica of your mother. Get off it, Linda. You're not an exact replica. 39 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:05,130 Look, just cut it out, you two, okay? 40 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:07,730 Ma, please don't sit in that chair. 41 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,050 Don't be silly. 42 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,219 Why now? 43 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:23,060 Why do you have to stick your nose back in now? 44 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,860 I mean, it's been over a decade. 45 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,140 Cut it out, Spike. 46 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,000 Mom, you don't tell me to cut out anything, okay? 47 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,480 No, that was me. 48 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,920 All right, you want me to say it? 49 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:43,120 I left you and your father 11 years ago because I wanted a career, not a family. 50 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,040 That was a terrible thing to do. 51 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:47,840 But then that's me. 52 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,020 What's the point in all this? It's the past. 53 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,320 Is it? 54 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,920 I came here to talk about the future. 55 00:03:58,980 --> 00:03:59,980 What about the future? 56 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:14,570 Let's get one thing straight first. 57 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:17,950 Spike wasn't attracted to you because you reminded him of his mother. It's 58 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:19,470 that he's exactly like his dad. 59 00:04:19,769 --> 00:04:21,990 Give me a break. The man had no dress sense. 60 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:23,590 Looked through his clothes sometime. 61 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,030 He had checked trousers. 62 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:26,950 He had rather good dress sense at the beginning. 63 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:31,450 When we worked together on the school magazine, this entire relationship had 64 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:35,430 happened before, almost word for word, and it ended in misery and heartbreak. 65 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,310 I just thought it was worth mentioning, that's all. 66 00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:42,810 So what you're really doing is warning your son against women like you? You'd 67 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:43,810 the same. 68 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:49,430 Spike! Sorry, out of my league, out of my depth, out of this room! 69 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:52,410 Thanks for dropping by, Mom! 70 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:55,590 I'd better get after him. No, wait! 71 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,950 I'm not the person you should be talking to, Linda, you know that. 72 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,250 So who is? 73 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,210 There must be someone you can take your troubles to. 74 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:05,650 Actually, no. 75 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,740 Well, there was a teacher once. 76 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,100 Mr Sullivan. 77 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,600 Every time I had a problem at school, I'd wait at morning break outside the 78 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,600 staff toilet. 79 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,700 I knew that's where he went to do the crossword. 80 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,560 He used to say he was my guardian angel. 81 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,800 Oh, we all need those. 82 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,440 For you? 83 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:29,180 Yeah. 84 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,660 Mr Sullivan, where are you now? 85 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,440 Hello, Linda. 86 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,120 Mr Sullivan. 87 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,360 Great suit. Thank you. I always feel I should be selling ice cream. 88 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,660 So what can I do for you? What can I do for you? 89 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,300 Well, you were just thinking that you wanted to speak to me, yes? 90 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,860 How did you know that? 91 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:12,620 Linda, as I've been trying to tell you for years now, I'm your guardian angel. 92 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,460 Oh. 93 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,140 I thought you were my English teacher. 94 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,240 Well, I've got to eat. 95 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,820 I've got a guardian angel and you're it. 96 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,500 Him, Linda. 97 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,020 Don't be indelicate with your personal pronouns. 98 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,800 Sorry. Remember, I'm not just a celestial messenger and spiritual 99 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,659 I teach grammar. 100 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:33,940 Of course, yeah. 101 00:08:34,299 --> 00:08:36,059 But I've got other problems right now. 102 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:42,840 Let's see. 103 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,300 How did you do that? 104 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,960 And that? 105 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,580 Linda shows a marked concern about the future, amounting almost to an 106 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:54,140 She seems deeply troubled at the idea that she might not attain the success 107 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:55,720 has always envisioned for herself. 108 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,120 Well, that's your problem, isn't it, Linda? 109 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:02,020 The future? Is that like my celestial ledger or something? 110 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,980 No. It's a school report. 111 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,100 Oh. The future, eh? 112 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,720 Would you like to see some of the future, Linda? 113 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,380 Can you do that? What do you mean, can I do it? 114 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:13,740 I'm an angel. 115 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,780 Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't mind. 116 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,980 Of course, some of the future events are still being worked on by our creative 117 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,660 team. They hate us to give away the ending. 118 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,040 But you can show me some of it. 119 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:27,320 You'd have to content yourself with what I choose to show you. No questions. 120 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:28,840 No arguments. 121 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,800 Sure. Very well, then. 122 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,820 We will first of all take a very quick tour of all the various futures of your 123 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:35,940 friends on the news team. 124 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,660 Just so that you can get some sort of impression of how you have affected 125 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:42,580 lives. Well, couldn't we just skip past all them and get straight to me? 126 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:48,160 Your ego and sense of self is vastly overdeveloped. I warned them about that 127 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,039 the design stage. 128 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,240 I'll just get some clothes on. I don't have unlimited time for this. I've got 129 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,240 school tomorrow. 130 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,860 OK. So what do we do? 131 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,800 We don't do anything. 132 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,300 I do. 133 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,160 Are you composed and ready? 134 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,299 As I'll ever be. 135 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,300 That's what we're going to find out. 136 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,800 Why do I do so many major things in my life dressed in my pyjamas? 137 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,160 We do have a sense of humour, you know. 138 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,220 So who's future do we visit first, then? You'll see. 139 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:21,200 And in a moment, we'll have our very own agony aunt taking your call. Yes, it's 140 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,240 Dr. Call, solving your problems again. 141 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:26,240 So if you're having a hard time, get dialing. 142 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:28,300 You're kidding me. 143 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:29,940 He's an agony aunt? 144 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,740 He is, of course, completely unaware that we're here. 145 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200 I know, it's Fred. 146 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:37,820 No, I mean he's completely unable to either hear or see us. 147 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,540 I know, it's Fred. 148 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,620 Dr. Call. Hi. 149 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:46,240 Dr. Call here to solve all your problems and that kind of thing. 150 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:51,700 So, why don't you just phone in or whatever and... Oh, in fact, I think we 151 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,760 someone on the line right now. 152 00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:56,380 Hello? It's Susan, Dr. Call. 153 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,700 Hello, Susan. Do share your problem with us. 154 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,320 I've got this dog. 155 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,980 It's the sweetest little thing. It really is. 156 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280 I love it. 157 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:09,100 But my neighbours, they hate it because it digs up their front lawn and barks 158 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,029 all night. 159 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:13,150 They're really getting on my case to get rid of him. What do you think I should 160 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,150 do? 161 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,270 Pardon? 162 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:17,790 What should I do, Dr Call? 163 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:19,450 Oh, leave him. 164 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:20,550 Leave who? 165 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,869 Your husband. 166 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,130 I'm talking about my dog. 167 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:25,110 My neighbours want me to get rid of my dog. 168 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,850 I know that, Susie, I do. 169 00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:30,670 Just trust me on this one. You see, the real problem here is your husband. 170 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:34,450 What you're doing here is you're refocusing your anxiety system onto 171 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:36,870 else. If you really want to solve this dog thing, you're going to have to get 172 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:37,870 rid of your husband. 173 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:41,270 Well, your boyfriend, obviously. 174 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:42,610 I mean, ditch your boyfriend. 175 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:44,970 I'm not going out with anyone at the moment. 176 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,690 Phone your last boyfriend and tell him that you're definitely not going back 177 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:49,690 with him, OK? 178 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,270 Do I have to spell everything out for you? 179 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,290 Sorry. No wonder you never get a date. 180 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:59,970 Right, I think it's time for one of Dr Call's therapeutic silences. 181 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:03,570 Maybe we should all just sit back and think about things for a while. 182 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,170 Yes. 183 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,720 Ever thought of recruiting him as a guardian angel? 184 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:16,000 Actually, no, but I believe the other side has expressed an interest. 185 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,440 What the hell is that? 186 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,220 That's our next stop. 187 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,980 Do I know this guy? 188 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,260 He's a friend of a friend. 189 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,300 What's wrong? Where's the light going? 190 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:35,540 For God's sake, close the door! 191 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:36,860 Oh, sorry. 192 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,140 No! 193 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,350 Sarah! 194 00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,210 Sarah? 195 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,630 A war correspondent? 196 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:45,990 Of a particularly fearless variety, according to the record. 197 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:50,370 Have you gone out of your mind? That's full -scale fighting out there. Yeah, I 198 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,670 know. Did you get any of it? Sarah! 199 00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:56,690 Will you marry me? 200 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,330 You don't love me, do you? 201 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,110 Tony, of course I do. 202 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,240 It's as if I'm already engaged to three other guys. 203 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:12,800 Two in prison camps in South America and one held hostage somewhere in Zaderit. 204 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,160 Of course, it could just be that they're avoiding me. 205 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:22,740 If I married you, it'd feel like I was being unfaithful to Jeremy. 206 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920 And Tom. 207 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,579 And Phil. 208 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:27,720 And Ivan, in a way. 209 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,820 But at least he got blown up. 210 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,400 Sarah. 211 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,940 I've got news for you, lady reporter. 212 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,500 You just said yes. 213 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,440 Hot flash. 214 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680 Fighting's died down. 215 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,620 I'll just get that lens cap. 216 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,920 No! You don't understand. I'm with the TV news team. 217 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:11,220 OK, OK, I'm coming. Just don't follow that thing. 218 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,720 I'm with CME News. 219 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 I've got identification. 220 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:15,820 Come where? 221 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:19,050 Oh, well. There goes number four. 222 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,570 She always was a bit unlucky with men. 223 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:23,830 That changes. 224 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:28,810 All four of her fiancés get released, and it turns out that Ivan survived the 225 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:30,470 explosion. So who gets her? 226 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:35,550 Well, you know how good she always was at working out the news team wrote her. 227 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:43,510 Is that all we're seeing? 228 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:44,830 The show isn't over. 229 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:49,230 But we're back. This is the newsroom. With one crucial difference. 230 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:56,510 Hitler. Julie. 231 00:14:58,010 --> 00:14:59,330 She finally made it. 232 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:00,890 Yeah. 233 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,790 What shall I do about this motorway story? 234 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,350 Well, for a start, you can get out of my chair. 235 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:09,390 Sorry. Are you kidding me? Her? 236 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,160 Look, just tell Martin the story's good, but we're scrapping it for, I don't 237 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160 know, political reasons. 238 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,440 Why don't we tell him it stinks? 239 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,700 You know the truth thing? 240 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:22,620 Martin's a lousy writer, but he won't get any better if we make him feel 241 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,080 I approve of that. That's my philosophy too. 242 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,080 Changed days round here since Linda. 243 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,820 What is your problem, dwarf? 244 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,540 He'd have been sent to whimper in a corner for about a month. 245 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,680 I'm glad I didn't end up as her assistant. 246 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,520 Yeah? Well, I see you didn't end up tall either. 247 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,900 As a matter of fact, this is all something I learnt from Linda. 248 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,600 See? The way she'd treat people, she'd just reduce them to dishrags. So I 249 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,360 decided when I took over, no way would I behave like that. Not exactly a giant 250 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,780 yourself, are you? I mean, a brilliant woman, but totally paranoid. 251 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,320 Absolutely. I'm going to get the rafts and graphics. 252 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,740 Paranoid, huh? 253 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600 What are you doing? 254 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:01,800 Just a little experiment. 255 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,760 Tiddler's kind of greasing up for you, isn't she? 256 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,220 I wouldn't trust her. 257 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,540 Know what? 258 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:11,510 I think she's got her eye on this chair. Let's face it, she always has. 259 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,310 She can't hear you, Linda. I'll tell you what you should do. 260 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,050 Give her tomorrow off. 261 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,590 Then go through all her stuff. See if you can find any evidence of a takeover 262 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:20,549 bid. 263 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:22,150 She can't hear you. 264 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,050 Never forget who runs this newsroom. 265 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,290 Never forget who runs this newsroom. 266 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:28,950 Sorry? Nothing. 267 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,690 I don't know what I was thinking. 268 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,190 Yeah, 269 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,370 right. 270 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:34,730 By the way, did you look tired? 271 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,290 Why don't you take tomorrow off? 272 00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,170 Satisfied? 273 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:45,050 Who's been doing this to me? 274 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,530 Look, that is classified. 275 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,319 Prince Fahid, the second richest man in the world. 276 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,440 He's been waiting here for two days now. 277 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,759 Who for? 278 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,880 Meet the richest. 279 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,720 Princey Bates! 280 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,339 You look great. 281 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,260 Well, I'm rich, right? 282 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:24,280 You kill me, you murder me. And how have you been, Colin? 283 00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:25,619 I've made some more money. 284 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:27,040 Ah, that's wonderful. 285 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,100 Would you like to see some? I'd love to. 286 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:34,960 That's not all of it, obviously, but it gives you a good idea about the rest. 287 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,200 I don't believe this. 288 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,360 What? 289 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,300 I had this note once. 290 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,660 No. 291 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,560 I remember the serial number. 292 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:47,120 Well, you do, don't you? This note was in my first million. 293 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,300 I'd like you to have that note. 294 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,920 Oh, no. I couldn't possibly. 295 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,199 Fair enough. 296 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,200 Let's talk business. 297 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,020 This is obscene. How can you let stuff like this go on? 298 00:17:57,370 --> 00:18:00,070 Well, the love of money is strictly the opposition's department. 299 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:04,750 I hear you're interested in buying the property. I warn you now, it's small. 300 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:05,890 Very lovely, I hear. 301 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,910 I believe you used to live there yourself. 302 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:09,850 Hey, I grew up in the place. 303 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:14,770 It's called Britain. 304 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,250 Don't like the bit at the top much. 305 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:20,890 Well, that'll grow on you. And it seems a bit wide here. 306 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,590 We can take it in a bit at Wales. 307 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:26,570 I understand you only recently purchased the country yourself. 308 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,780 It's getting so ident, flick through an atlas. 309 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,260 Would you like to see some aerial photographs? 310 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,700 I'd love to. 311 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,060 Have you got rid of all the inhabitants? 312 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,880 Yeah, they've all been given eviction notices in a rainbow. 313 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,279 That's fair. 314 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,180 Well, and after that, I'm sorry, but I'm having to play sprayed. 315 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,780 What else can you do? 316 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:47,959 Don't get me wrong. 317 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,940 I love poor people. I really do. 318 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:54,280 They are lovely, aren't they? But sometimes they have to be sprayed. 319 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,960 Sprayed? 320 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,400 Yes. Let me show you these aerial photographs. 321 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:03,860 They're really quite nice. We're having the Pennines done up in leopard skin. 322 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,400 It's a very lovely effect. 323 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,560 This is getting a bit stupid, don't you think? 324 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,640 Linda? Well, this is a dream, isn't it? I'm dreaming. 325 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500 Are you? 326 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400 Linda! 327 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,239 What's that? 328 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,240 What was what? 329 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,620 You didn't hear it. 330 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,400 Linda! 331 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:29,530 not, I want to see what happens to Spike and me now, before I wake up. 332 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:31,550 Very well, then. 333 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:32,710 Linda! 334 00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:35,710 Linda! 335 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:39,630 You idiot. 336 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,570 Well, it was some dream. 337 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,130 It certainly was. 338 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:49,830 And if you hadn't barred it in and woken me up, I'd have... You'd have what? 339 00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,510 Had some dumb dream about us in the future? 340 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:53,930 And what would that have proven? 341 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,840 Be something to go on. 342 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,420 What a dream. 343 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,660 What is it with you, Linda? 344 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:04,740 You need some kind of binding guarantee that we'll definitely be together. 345 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,280 Why don't you ask me why I came back here tonight? 346 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,160 Because you'll probably tell me. 347 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,880 We've got to get this sorted out, Linda. 348 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:26,790 One way or the other. 349 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,330 Apart or together. 350 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,050 I don't know. 351 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,570 Well, of course you don't know. Nobody knows. 352 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,770 Nobody knows that Sarah's going to be a war correspondent, a frazz, a DJ. 353 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,190 An agony aunt. 354 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,570 And I'm pretty certain that Colin won't end up selling Britain. 355 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,270 Nobody gets the glimpse of the future, Linda. 356 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,090 Strictly dream material. 357 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:53,070 Except for us. 358 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,410 Your mum and dad. 359 00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,690 Exactly the same people. 360 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:01,770 Similar, not the same. 361 00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:09,310 You know, you only ever said that you loved me once and really meant it. 362 00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:12,110 It's when you thought I was going back to the States permanently. 363 00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:15,690 It did seem like a good time to make a commitment. 364 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:22,930 Either we stop playing games and admit we love each other, or we get out of 365 00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:23,930 other's faces forever. 366 00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:26,190 Deal? 367 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I love you. 368 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,240 Well, if you could get back to me on that sometime between here and the door, 369 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,240 would be really good. 370 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,080 Linda, this is never going to work out if you keep hedging your bets. 371 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,180 Speak now or never see me again. 372 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,620 I'm halfway, Linda. 373 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,600 Halfway? 374 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:09,590 I'm at the door. 375 00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:13,450 Door. I mean it, Linda. 376 00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,550 This time when I go, I'm gone for good. 377 00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:22,530 Good. 378 00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:24,890 Yeah, well, goodbye forever and all that. 379 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:06,880 Why do I get everything in my whole stupid life wrong? 380 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:20,360 A rather more immediate glimpse of the future than I've afforded you up until 381 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,280 now. But I think pertinent. 382 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,300 You mean... That's right. 383 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,280 None of that has happened. 384 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:30,580 Yet. 385 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:36,690 I'm afraid, Linda Day, you're still dreaming. 386 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:51,230 I get a second shot. 387 00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:55,350 For once, I get a second shot. 388 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,780 Got something you want to tell me? 389 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,240 Yeah. 390 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,640 Yes I do.